The American Companion

apiphile:

Have you ever thought “Man, I feel impossibly shitty and I don’t know why”?

Run through this checklist before you do anything else.

1. What have I eaten in the last 24 hours? Is it enough? If not, go and eat some food, you butt.
2. Am I hydrated? If not, put some fluids in your…

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